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Rehearse your presentation (or avoid surprises)

Little Johnny watched his Daddy’s’ car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane In a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

‘Mom, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to Look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his Pants off, then Aunt Jane …

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, ‘ Johnny , this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time?

I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it Tonight.

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, ‘I was at the Playground and I saw my Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.’

Mommy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt! Never judge till u have the true picture!!!

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Thursday, September 29, 2011 Posted by | OpenZone | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied ‘But I don’t have a computer, neither an email’.

‘I’m sorry’, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.’

The man left wi th no hope at all.
He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then
sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,

he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,’I don’t have an email.’ The broker answered curiously, ‘You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!’ The man thought for a while and replied, ‘Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!’

Moral of the story

Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2

If you don’t have Internet, but work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3

If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy/girl, than a millionaire………

P.S – Do not give comments back to me, I am closing my blog & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Monday, September 12, 2011 Posted by | OpenZone | Leave a comment

Xanita.com’s photostream

Xanita - Sign Africa 2011 JohannesburgA christmas tree for corporate eventsOffice reception Xmas treesXanita Christmas Gift Tree - load with presentsSanta sleigh from 16mm X-Board PrintX-Board stand manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expo
X-Board stand manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expoX-Board stand manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expoX-Board chairs manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expoX-Board stand manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expoX-Board stand manufactured by Setbuild for Grand Design expoEco-friendly lampshade
Eco-friendly POP DisplayEco-friendly POP DisplayKraft kudu headEco-friendly football displayEco-friendly expo standEco-friendly expo stand
Eco-friendly expo standEco-friendly expo standEco-friendly expo standEco infill panelsGreen Pillow StackerKraft Sable Head

Xanita.com’s photostream on Flickr.

Interesting what you can achieve with paperboard.

Monday, September 12, 2011 Posted by | OpenZone | Leave a comment