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Facebook for Animals

IF ANIMALS HAD FACEBOOK, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:

COCKROACH: “My Friends pls help me to thank God! Just found out Mortein na Bodyspray – didn’t kill me, just made me smell good!

CHICKEN: If tomorrow I’m not updating my status, it means am being served at MR BIGGS’… Love U all!

PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I’m spreading flu…wtf!

DOG: I hate Calabar people!

COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning

RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro.

GOAT: friends… thank God 4 me ooo, a car almost hit me now now…chai! I wud hav died like fowl…

FOWL‘s comment on Goat status: I thank God 4 u ooo! dnt mind those yeye humans… dats hw they drive like goats.

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Thursday, April 19, 2012 Posted by | Jokes et al | , , , | Leave a comment